Tissues for my issues Subeta DA (pretty dead) AO3
❒ SINGLE ❒ TAKEN ✔ TOO BUSY SHIPPING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO CARE ABOUT MY OWN LOVE LIFE.

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

rapunzelie:

actualdadbert:

rapunzelie:

britgirlthehuman:

If anyone knows the source of this I’m curious. rapunzelie would like these I think

really just further proof that beards make everything better

browsin tumblr

WHAT

MY TIME HAS COME

RRRAAAAGGGGHHH

Hello there, Princess.

oh my god

the-doctress:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

This post was so informative.

sky-sorceress:

scarlet—tears:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing, holla we share the same name (even if it is different spelling)

sherlollyandjohnlock:

HOLY SHIT

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

thatotherodinson:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

ask-psycho-lunar-eclipse:

nextgenconsoleponies:

ask-alicorn-rarity:

sochemicallyromantic:

IT’S BACK. NONONONONONONO


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr

(here’s the link so you can sign and post it)

19 thousand more signatures in two days. Fuck we are fucked

Kill it with friendship!!

LETS DO THIS!!

Signal boosting because I can’t sign ;____;

aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends